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The Gentleman

September 2019 I went up to Northumberland in my camper for 6 weeks close to the Scottish border. I had been on a trip over the border and stopped off at a picnic site by the river near Berwick. I was dressed in my short black skirt, white blouse, holdups and a little lacy black bra to set off the white blouse, my brunette bob wig and a bit of lippy....

I was sitting in the back of my van drinking tea from a delicate tea cup with a sliding window partly open to allow prying eyes. I could see this older gent, in his 70's wandering back and forth trying to see inside, when he got to the open window his eyes nearly popped out as he stood there and stuttered. I was sitting on a low seat with a short skirt on and my legs crossed showing way too much leg to be decent and a half smile looking at him.

I'm very particular with whom I have physical contact but am more than happy to tease anyone. We chatted and I opened the side door so he could get a better look and not look so obvious to others. He was a real gentleman, so polite. He was well groomed, clean and smart so I invited him in for a cup of tea which really threw him... tea?. I made him a cup of tea while doing my best to make little movements to flash a bit of leg or show my black bra and little cleavage inside my blouse. I could see he was quite flustered but remained as ever, a gentleman, making small talk about anything other than the fact I could see a small patch of pre cum starting to soak through his trousers.

While he was drinking his tea I kept eye contact with him and often placed my hand on his knee and stroked his thigh. When tea was over I stood up and bent right over to look outside, the back of my skirt riding up then I closed the door and curtains.

I stood with my back to him as I started to put the tea and milk away, bending low and as provocatively as I could. I then felt his hand on my bum where he stroked my buttocks gently and squeezed me through my skirt. I then felt his other hand move to my thigh where he stroked the inside of my thigh through the silky holdups. When I felt his hand move higher and stroked against my balls I stood up and tutted at him and gently moved his hand away.

He apologised and looked a bit embarrassed, he was still sat on the seat so I came over and stroked his hair and gave him a hug, making sure my hard cock rubbed against his chest. I had to encourage his hand back onto my thigh and I then raised my leg with my foot on the seat next to him and my thigh just in front of his face. I allowed him to kiss my hold ups covered thighs and rub his cheek across them all the time trying to see further up my thigh and under my skirt. He was so pliable and treated me with such respect I've never known with either man or woman.

I allowed him to fondle my buttocks and lift my skirt so he could see my cock tucked up in some pink cotton panties and even gently stroke me. The bulge in his trousers looked painful now and the patch of pre cum was massive. I got him to stand and I knelt in front of him and undid his belt and flies and eased out the very impressive uncut cock. I gently smoothed my cheek against the length of his cock before slowly running my tongue from balls to his oozing hole, I ran my tongue gently around the head tasting the delicious pre cum as he moaned in ecstasy. I bobbed my head up and down taking his cock deep in my mouth.

I stood again and his hands ravaged my boobs as he kissed me and squeezed them almost in a frenzy. I then turned my back to him and pushed my bum against his now free cock. His hands came around me and started squeezing my boobs and really pushing his cock against my ass through my little black skirt. He loved my boobs and squeezed them so hard and was kissing my cheek and covering my skirt in his pre cum.

I felt one of his hands move down to my cock where he stroked it briefly through my skirt before lifting it and slipping his hand inside my panties. His other hand had now lifted the back of my skirt and was squeezing my bum through my little pink panties while his cock was now raking up and down the crack between my buttocks almost in a frenzy. I was pushing myself onto his cock and he was now groaning. I pulled away as I didn't want him to just cover my panties in cum.

He was panting so I turned and kissed him gently on the lips and allowed him to cool off a little. He was smiling and still looking a little embarrassed. He then removed all his clothes and sat on the seat once again, lifted my skirt and eased my cock out from my pre cum wet panties and licked and sucked it noisily for a while. I lifted his chin and kissed his pre cum tasting lips and said. "I've teased you long enough now, take what you want", and kissed him once again.

He stood up and turned me round again, both hands squeezing my bum, lifted my skirt and pulled my panties down and kissed my smooth cheeks and ran his tongue over my waiting anus. He pushed me forward so I was leaning on the table, licked his fingers and slid a finger inside. I parted my legs for him as he pushed another finger inside, I was in bliss, this attentive and respectful old gentleman turning into a ravening sexual creature.

He fingered me for a while before he suddenly removed them and I felt his beautiful cock sliding between my cheeks against my sensitive anus. He then moved slowly back and I felt this big cock end slowly pushing harder against my hole. I pushed back and it slid deep inside me all the way in one amazing thrust making us both groan and shake. He started to thrust in and out and groans got louder, he was really shaking now and I knew he was very close. His hands were round me and squeezing my boobs though my little bra and making me wince with pain but I loved the raw passion. I felt the final thrust, just pushing deeper and harder inside then the pumping spasms of his cock filling me with his cum.

We stayed like that for what seemed an age until his breathing returned to normal and his cock eventually 'plopped' out from inside me. He sat back down with the most amazing smile on his face so I turned and started to wank my still hard cock. It didn't take long before I gushed all over his cock and balls where I knelt and lapped all the delicious juices up.

He told me it had been 20 or 30 years since he had been with a woman and he felt that being with me was possibly even hornier than with a woman, I also admitted that it was one of the most horny experiences of my life.

I think I would prefer older men to younger men but I take each person as they come. You never know who will surprise you with their passion and fire.


A shit in the Park

My first journey in the world of scat took me entirely by surprise. It was in the 80s and I was wandering around town in Tunbridge Wells. I desperately needed a shit so I went into the public toilets in the park I knew to be a popular cottaging spot

The cubicles were made from laminated chipboard so fairly thin and there was a large glory hole between the 2 cubicles. I was happy with the old man, a regular watching as I sat back to have a shit while playing with my cock. He was really old, possibly in his eighties and he watched and wanked as I did what I needed to do... That was the time I learned just how depraved the world was.

It was a largish hole with only thin walls, and he put his face to the hole and whispered that he wanted to lick my ass hole and made crude licking movements with his tongue... I whispered that I needed to clean my ass first as I had just had a loose shit… His reply shocked and embarrassed me, he said good! ... fuck me he wanted my ass dirty as it was... and although I was really embarrassed and shocked, I was incredibly turned on...of course I couldn't resist and bent over with my dirty ass by the hole and felt his tongue lick me clean, he pushed his tongue deep inside and I wanked like fuck… When he finished, I turned and pushed my cock through the hole which he sucked until my spunk spurted into the back of his mouth... I left there still shocked but so fucking turned on... never saw the old fella again but wow what a fucking experience. xxx



Geordie’s Toy

When I was in my mid teens back in the mid 1970s, I sneaked out of my parents house in Northumberland and decided to hitch hike almost 300 miles to the rock festival at Knebworth.

I got to just north of Newcastle when I was picked up by a very fat, rough looking tipper truck driver wearing one of those old thick dirty donkey jackets heading south of the city. When he stopped at the layby for me he got out for a piss.

He came round to the nearside and stood next to me by the passenger door, took out his cock and started spraying up the side of the truck’s cab, all the time looking at me and smiling. I was fascinated by his cock and the fact I had never watched someone pissing just for the fun of it, he had a ‘semi’ and it must only have been about 4 inches long with a really floppy foreskin.

I was very naïve back then and I would never have considered myself to be bi or gay or anything other than straight. I had never really looked closely at another bloke's cock before and could feel my cock stirring in my jeans which embarrassed me and I tried to hide it from him. I kept watching though as he finished and started shaking his cock then then squeezing the drips of strong yellow piss from the foreskin before licking the drips from his fingers. He winked at me and we both got in the cab.

We headed off south and I noticed that he still had his flies open and his cock out. I kept watching as he played with it at every opportunity and at one point he leaned over, grabbed my arm and pulled me to the middle seat and forced my hand towards his cock. I resisted briefly but I was a little scared of him with his size and strength.

I gingerly touched his cock with my fingers and stroked down the top of it keeping my fingers away from the ‘firing end’. He told me to give it a squeeze and I obeyed, wrapping my fingers round the short fat cock. I loved the feeling and it rapidly grew in my hands so I slowly started to wank it. In no time I could see sticky clear pre cum start to drip in slow motion from his foreskin. He told me to stop and removed my hand as we carried on south.

Once we were out of the built up areas he pulled into a layby and sat back in his seat, hand on cock and asked if I had ever wrestled before. I was totally lost for words and sort of mumbled no. He got out of the cab and told me to follow him. A muddy footpath ran behind a small thicket of trees and brambles to a small open clearing.

It was littered with beer cans and bottles and everywhere there were dirty magazines in various states of cleanliness (something I miss these days is the lack of porno mags in dogging areas) but in the centre were 2 fucking disgusting matresses side by side, covered in dirt and mould and god knows what else.

He took off his jacket and shirt, then removed his jeans but left his far from clean undies on. He stepped on the mattress and beckoned me over. He told me that it was impossible to wrestle clothed so I started to remove my old combat jacket and t-shirt. I kicked my trainers off and he pulled my jeans down to reveal that I had not been wearing pants.

At 14 I was not big for my age and a ‘late starter’ my cock was not fully grown and the hair had only started to grow I was incredibly embarrassed by the whole process. Despite this I found the entire situation incredibly horny and my cock was starting to get hard.

He grinned at me and lunged forward grabbing me around my chest and throwing me on my back with him landing on top of me pinning me down on the filthy damp mattresses. I could feel the bristles of his chin on my belly and he adjusted his grip so that one arm went between my legs and under me.

I couldn’t begin to respond as this was such an alien situation for me and being so young feeling quite helpless so I just accepted what was happening. I felt his mouth close over my cock,and start sucking on my now hard cock. I had never even had a woman do this to me but fuck was I turned on now.

He grabbed my hand and pushed it under his immense belly so that it was touching his cock. I didn’t think twice and started to play with his now heavily leaking penis. My mind was in turmoil, I had been brought up to be clean and hygienic but here I was finding the dirt and decay and smell all around, the truck driver and the complete deprivation of the whole event incredibly erotic.

I was loving the silky feel of the pre cum now covering my hands and sliding my fingers inside the foreskin to feel his sopping glans. My tormentor now changed his grip and with rising panic I could feel his fingers start to play with my sweaty anus. He didn’t seem to mind and even seemed to be enjoying the smell of my dirty ass hole.

The fat man rolled slightly to one side, freeing up my arm and giving me a good view of his small hard and very wet cock. I bent sideways to get closer and could smell the mix of piss and cum from his stained pants and watched the glans appear and disappear as I slowly wanked his foreskin back and forth.

I felt him start to apply pressure to my sphincter now and had a pretty good idea what was coming and I was beyond caring. I parted and raised my legs slightly as he took my anal virginity from me in that foetid place. The feel of my anus being forced open was exquisite and My cock jerked and started to pump my young cum into this obese and greedy cunts mouth..

He moaned a while and then knelt up and started to wank his cock until he gushed his spunk over my still hard cock and balls. I then became aware of my surroundings a bit more and noticed another couple of blokes in dirty work clothes standing by the mattresses wanking each other. The fat man signaled to them to come closer and they too knelt beside me for them to come over my young hairless body.

I was dazed and confused but thoroughly satisfied with the events. I knew then there was more to life than women and there was so much more to be enjoyed in life. He offered me a grimy rag from his pocket to wipe the 3 loads of cum from my body before we dressed again.

He drove me to the next junction of the A1 and dropped me off, giving me a quick squeeze of my cock before leaving.


Based on true events, I was hitching down to Knebworth and was picked up by the dirty fat lorry driver, I was most bizarrely invited to wrestle with him in a filthy little clearing with the disgusting mattress. And we did play with each other's cocks which was a first for me… that seems to have stayed with me through my life. I still find rough dogging areas and dirty, smelly public toilets very erotic places. I miss finding rancid porn mags and trying to unstick the pages for something to wank over but that is another story…
I hope you haven’t minded the bits of imagination and maybe thoughts of what might have happened if I had been a little more forward that day… Hope you enjoyed the read x